Hello Everyone How are you all? Hope you are fine Today I’m going to share with you Funny Valentines Day Status, Short Quotes, and Funny Messages. I hope you enjoyed this post.
Funny Valentines Day Status
Happy Singles Awareness Day!
I love you just the way I am!
Vodka has agreed to be my Valentine.
Dear food, will you be my Valentine?
I wish my Valentine won’t run on batteries.
You wanna hear a joke? Valentine’s Day!
I am not single, I’m romantically challenged.
The only card I want for Valentine’s is VISA.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple.
I just saved a bunch of money on valentines day by switching to single.
I’m going to spend Valentine’s day with my x….. Box 360.
I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day? Let me call you Tweetheart!
keeps hearing that the right person will come along… I think mine got hit by a truck.
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
Funny Valentine’s Day Captions
I want to LOL you all night long. Happy V-day!
7 billion smiles and your’s is my favorite. Vday wishes!
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me. Happy Vday, Darling!
I already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?
Who needs men when I’ve got my girls? Happy Valentines’ Day everyone.
Your love is better than chocolate. Better than anything else that I’ve tried.
You are the reason I wake up with a smile every morning. You are the secret to my peaceful nights.
On this Valentine’s days… Please don’t make me choose between you and porn. Shit…I mean popcorn!
No, I don’t think it would be appropriate to give him your Valentine’s Day gift at the restaurant.
Do you want to surprise your boyfriend during February 14th? Shave your legs.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Valentine’s Day Flirting Status
Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.
If I don’t meet your standards for Valentine’s date, then please lower your standards.
I love things that make you smile. Happy Vday!
Let’s commit the perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.
Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here!
I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
I love you I don’t need to dream I got you.
Close your eyes and if you see nothing that’s my life without you.
Don’t ask me how much do I love you just count all the stars in the sky.
Nothing enters my mind after you have occupied it.
Excuse me, please empty your pockets I think you stole my heart.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Excuse me…Hi, I’m writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Short Funny Valentines Day Status
You fill the space between my heartbeats.
I wish you would be my emergency contact person one day.
I always Like to wear black on Valentine’s day.
Ok, I’m single, anyone wants to put a ring on it! *wink wink*
I will never get tired of loving you and I hope you don’t too!
Wish our Valentine’s Day sicken all our single friends.
To all my friends who are committed: Happy Valentine’s Day!
Seriously, do I look like Valentine’s person?
What did the painter say to his Girlfriend? “I love you with all my art!”
It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.
My love for you is stronger than last year!!!! Happy Valentine’s Day!
For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do.
Valentines Day is the day that the “V” and the “D” come together.
I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony was missing a ring.
Valentine’s day. Another great holiday to remind some of us how truly alone we are.
I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine’s day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.
That awkward moment when you realize that Valentine’s day is approaching fast and the only one you love is your pet.
Sarcastic Valentines Day Status for Whatsapp
Darling, will you be my player number 2?
You would be perfect (if only you lost 20 pounds)
I don’t love valentine’s day but I love half price chocolate day.
I suspect you were cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.
I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.
Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories have.
Already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?
waiting for 15th February. No fuckers! You read it right. It 15th, not 14th. #IndVSPakMatch
A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!
Valentine’s is near and love is in the air. Don’t breathe.
On Valentine’s day: “I don’t need a girlfriend. My job irritates me every day & that’s enough for me.”
You’ve to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince on the horse.
My only wish today is to run into one of my exes with my new Valentine!
Roses are red, violets are blue, cupids are gay and so are you!
Thanks for secretly becoming my Valentine by hearting one of my tweets on Twitter.
Short Funny Valentine Quotes
Love is a serious mental disease.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
It is impossible to love and be wise.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.
Funny Valentine Messages For Facebook
May your status on Facebook do not change to ‘complicated’ after this Valentine’s Day.
Valentine’s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now.
I wish your Valentine’s Day celebration get a tone of likes.
Anybody knows where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?…..just asking for a friend.
I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.
My love for you is beyond words so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card from me.
It’s a pity to tell you I’m sorry my period ruined your plans for this Valentine’s Day.
This Valentine’s Day, I am wishing you all the love a somewhat logical string of emoji can convey.
It’s good to know that my Valentine’s Day as a single person is anyway more romantic than married ones.
No, darling, I don’t think it would be appropriate to give you your Valentine’s Day gift at the restaurant.
One day my prince charming WILL come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentines Day. We’ll have that vacuum cleaner working in no time.
I promise to vote for any presidential candidate, who promise to forbid Valentine’s Day.
My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.