Most Funny Valentine Messages and Wishes

Today I’m Going to share with you Most Funny Valentine Messages and Wishes. I Hope you enjoyed our collection.


Funny Valentine Messages


If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put in a gift box. But they don’t make boxes large enough!

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine’s Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine’s Day.

If you’re sad/single/both on valentines day just remember you can buy 40 chicken nuggets at McDonald’s for $8.99!

Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Loveday, while men name it as extortion day.

Valentine’s day is the perfect day to tell you those 3 special words… Let’s get naked!

If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.


Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

Words fail me! Great body, sharp mind, sexy voice and they’re just a few of my good points! Happy Valentine’s!

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part of herself.

Funny Valentine Wishes

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. Happy Valentine’s Day to Me!

Sales Ad at a Store: ‘You are my one and only’ valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.

May your status on Facebook does not change to ‘complicated’ after this Valentine’s Day.

I hope you can finish better this Valentine’s Day than the Seattle Seahawks this year.

My thoughts and prayers go out to all men today whose girlfriends are on their period this Valentine’s day.

I wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen…!

Wish we could be together swapping chocolates and laughing over candy hearts like we used to.

Funny Valentine Wishes
Funny Valentine Wishes

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…

The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love.

I promise to vote for any presidential candidate, who promise to forbid Valentine’s Day.\

Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!

If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise, you would spend a few hundred dollars.

They say that the course of true love never did run smooth. So, I didn’t take the chance to go rough. Happy anti valentine’s day!

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A kiss is an application on the top floor a job in the basement. Happy Valentine Day!

No, darling, I don’t think it would be appropriate to give you your Valentine’s Day gift at the restaurant.

I wish a happy Valentine’s Day to someone who is already planning the best night of my whole life.

Roses are red, hellebores are green, Take me to Valentine’s dinner Or I’ll make you a scene!

I am opening an emotional bank account for you, sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.


My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.

This Valentine’s Day, I am wishing you all the love a somewhat logical string of emoji can convey.

Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so’s your ass.

You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.

What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean? One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.

Funny Valentine Messages For Friends

What present will you give for your right hand during Valentine’s Day?

Here’s Valentine’s Day filled with good wine, good food and especially good friends like you.

I don’t need the doctor, you are the medicine that brings happiness to my life. Happy Valentine’s day.

Whoever said Valentine’s day is only for lovers? I love you my best friend! Happy Valentine’s day.

I send gifts for you to make your day beautiful and expect you to bring me gifts too or else you can return my gifts sooner.

Roses are red, fitness is great, I would’ve gotten you chocolate, but you need to lose some weight.

Every man would agree, that 14th of February should be celebrated in a fiscally but not sexually conservative way.


My friends are the weirdest, craziest people I know but I love them. Happy Valentines’ Day everyone!

Love doesn’t grow on trees like apples in Eden – it’s something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.

I would look forward to you bringing me the money to the party tonight or else I would surely tell your girlfriend about it.

Dear friend, wishing you a happy valentine’s day. I hope you will enjoy with your girlfriend since she won’t leave you to accompany your friends for a night out party.

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.

I wish my friend a happy Valentine’s Day. Make sure you do not bring your boyfriend to our celebration party in the evening to spoil it with the geek you love so much.

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